Funny thing Mg said in the past:
Over a year and a half ago coming home from school talking about an upcoming Upward Bound Soccer game at the local Baptist church.
Mg: Momma how come we don’t go to church where I play soccer. It’s really big and nice.
Me; Yes it is Mg, but it is a Baptist Church and we do not go to a Baptist Church.
Mg: Oh.
Me: Do you know what kind of church we go to?
Mg; Well we must go to the goodest church then!
Me: Not Baddest church, Baptist church! And we are United Methodist, Mg. We go to a United Methodist Church.
Mg; But it is the goodest church isn’t it?!
Funny thing Mg said this week:
Mg: Momma, the church is having a bazaar this Saturday
Me; Yes, I know. I have to be there all day
Mg: Can I come?
Me: I think your dad is going to bring you after your soccer game.
Mg: Oh, can I invite the kids in my class
Me: Mg, you can invite any one you want, but I don’t think your friends will have much fun at the church bazaar.
Mg: But I saw a flyer and they are having a crap fair.
Me: Excuse me, what are they having?
Mg; A crap fair, they are going to sell crap. Our class loves making craps.
Me; No, Mg they are having a craft fair to sell crafts.
Mg; Craft, crap same thing! (so true, so true)
side note: Mg does not know what crap is.
Funny things Mg has done while trying to sing a song:
Jesus loves me , he’s a ghostÂ
for the bible tells me so
Little ones to Kim belong….
(Kim used to be his and Westers babysitter)
Thy word is a lamp unto My Pete
and a light unto my path
(Pete is our Pastor)
Mg saying the Lord’s prayer
Our father who are there in heaven
How do you know my name
My king cone come, thy will be done
on earth and in heaven
Give us this day our dairy bread
And forgive us our trespasses and those trespasses against us
Lead us not into flirtation but deliver us some evil
For thine is the kingdom , the power, and the glory forever Amen! Mom was that close???
How Westers prays every day:
God is great, Amen!
He is also against any type of long prayer evidently If you pray too long for him, he starts shouting Amen! Hello, Amen!
Cat-egories 
ShoeShe said,
November 10, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I love the “Amen! Hello, Amen!” I wonder if that would have worked for Carlton’s 15-minute prayers.
Give MG a hug for me. He’s so precious! And, if it’s all the same to you, I’d rather have the crap than the crafts. At least you could use it for fertilizer.
Hey You said,
November 10, 2008 at 10:32 pm
OMG I am totally LOLing over here. The Lord’s prayer is the best. Our Greatest church is having a crap fair this weekend too! Maybe the baddest church is what I posted about today. Please go share your thoughts over there. You too Shoeshe, I want to know what you two in particular think.
Ang said,
November 11, 2008 at 9:33 am
My favorite is “lead us not into flirtation”. LOL.
ShoeShe said,
November 11, 2008 at 10:02 am
Cat, how did you get your twitter to feed on your blog? I couldn’t set mine up that way.
shoeshe said,
November 11, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hey Cat! Thanks for the link. I fixed it. Oh, and give yourself an avatar so that Im not the only one whose comments show up with a picture.